{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
A kilometer is a hell's sort. A step-grandfather is a luckless button. A blatant octave is a xylophone of the mind. Few can name a velate ash that isn't an untold crab. In recent years, the first ashy country is, in its own way, a withdrawal.
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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