{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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Jarßum or Jarssum is a village in Lower Saxony, Germany. Together with Widdelswehr, it is a district of the city of Emden. It is located on the northern embankment of the Ems.
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Albania competed at the 2011 World Aquatics Championships in Shanghai, China between July 16 and 31, 2011.
"}{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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