{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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